WHAT IS IT?
This is entirely self indulgent and not part of any group.)
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are living in a DOOMED TIMELINE. You have no idea when it will end, or how, or even if it really will end. Honestly you’re just assuming it’s doomed because of your CRIPPLING PARANOIA and Strider’s insistence that it’s doomed.
You are now a little over 10 SWEEPS OLD, which roughly figures to 21 of those STUPID HUMAN YEARS, and you live on what you have come to understand is an approximation of EARTH. You still have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES, BOOKS, AND ROMACOMS. You even still enjoy programming computers and HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN BETTER AT IT, though you earn a meager wage from your TINY APARTMENT by coding WEBSITES. At one point you might have specialized in COMPUTER VIRUSES, and you still could whip one up if you wanted, but you’ve decided that it’s REALLY NOT THAT GOOD OF AN IDEA when you’re a gray skinned alien living in a pink-man’s world.
You are still trying to adjust to living on what is pretty much EARTH and find yourself rarely going out due to your PARANOIA and disliking the LAYERS OF NASTY SMELLING MAKEUP you have to wear if you want to look relatively human. You don’t like thinking about what happened at the end of the game and to be honest you have a VERY HARD TIME REMEMBERING IT, as if some of that CRAZY MAGIC SHIT (or maybe a touch of P.T.S.D.) wiped those memories from your mind.
You did manage to reach GOD TIER but you don’t ever really wear your outfit since it DOESN’T REALLY BLEND IN WITH HUMAN SOCIETY. Being GOD TIER also means absolutely NOTHING to you any more thanks to no longer being in the GAME. You mostly wear a long sleeved shirt with another t-shirt over the top, the t-shirt usually has your TROLL SYMBOL on it due to pure habit. You still speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME but you seem to have picked up a little big more of a VOCABULARY along the way.
You don’t know many people besides DAVE and even then, you don’t feel like you know him as well as you should even if he PRACTICALLY LIVES ON YOUR COUCH. You pretend like it bothers you but you REALLY DON’T MIND, since he’s really the only other person who KNOWS WHAT YOU’VE GONE THROUGH.
What will you do?